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Basic Bitch

$6.00

Outside Message - Any basic bitch would be lucky to be like you. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block...

Cuddle Buddy

$6.00

Outside Message - you're my favorite cuddle buddy No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Nuts

$6.00

Outside Message - You're all kinds of nuts ... & I like it. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block...

Sprinkles

$6.00

Outside Message - You're the sprinkles on my donut. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type....

Ready to Party

$6.00

Outside Message - I'm ready to party & I'm not wearing any pants. No inside message Back of Card - Literally no pants at all. Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25"...

Beneath My Wings

$6.00

Outside Message - You are the wind beneath my wings No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal...

Stallion

$6.00

Outside Message - You're a goddam Stallion No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Bullshit

$6.00

Outside Message - I don't need some bullshit inspirational quote to tell you you're awesome. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage...

Awesome

$6.00

Outside Message - STAY AWESOME No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with handset metal type.

Support

$6.00

Outside Message - thanks for all your support No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Handmade Quality

$6.00

Outside Message - This is handmade quality shit we're talkin' here No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset...

Close Second

$6.00

Outside Message - I love you more than bike ... Ok, that's a lie but your a close second No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a...

Cherish it

$6.00

Outside Message - This took forever. You better damn well cherish it. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and...

Bitch Please

$6.00

Outside Message - Bitch Please No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Shutup

$6.00

Outside Message - Shutup & Dance No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

My Other Ride

$6.00

Outside Message - My other ride could be you. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type....

Ice Cream

$6.00

Outside Message - Punch them in the face & go get ice cream No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block...

Humdinger

$6.00

Outside Message - You're a real HUMDINGER No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Hot Stuff

$6.00

Outside Message - HEY THERE HOT STUFF No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Craptacular

$6.00

Outside Message - Craptacular No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Better when drunk

$6.00

Outside Message - I like you better when I'm drunk No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal...

Adventure

$6.00

Outside Message - Let's go on an adventure. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Knit Wit

$6.00

Outside Message - Knit Wit     \nit\ \wit\     A benevolent character with savvy superhuman knit powers. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with handset...

Welcome

$6.00

Outside Message - You're Welcome No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Houseplants

$6.00

Outside Message - I'm Sorry     I'm the reason we can't have houseplants. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and...

Horny

$6.00

Outside Message - Horny No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Dewe This!

$6.00

Outside Message - LET'S DEWE THIS! No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Stunt Double

$6.00

Outside Message - I think it's time you hired a stunt double No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and...

Shear Perfection

$6.00

Outside Message - Shear Perfection No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Ruff

$6.00

Outside Message - LIFE IS RUFF No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

No Problems

$6.00

Outside Message - No Pants     No Problems No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

I dare you

$6.00

Outside Message - HO, HO, ...  Say ho one more time, I dare you. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image...

For Real

$6.00

Outside Message - Are you for real? No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Cock

$6.00

Outside Message - you're a cock No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Burritos and Bunnies

$6.00

Outside Message - You're more fun than burritos, bunnies, and beach babes! No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and...

No Regrets

$6.00

Outside Message - No Regrets No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Lots of Cookies

$6.00

Outside Message - And you better leave lots of cookies or you'll all be getting educational toys this year No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a...

Holly Jolly

$6.00

Outside Message - I got some holly jolly for you No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal...

Golly

$6.00

Outside Message - GOSH GOLLY GEE No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Get Awesome

$6.00

Outside Message - Things are about to get awesome No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type....

Forgive

$6.00

Outside Message - I forgive you No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Enjoy the Ride

$6.00

Outside Message - Enjoy the Ride No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Do Something

$6.00

Outside Message - Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there & bleed? No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image...

Darn

$6.00

Outside Message - OH DARN No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with handset metal type.

THUMPETY THUMP THUMP

$6.00

Outside Message - THUMPETY THUMP THUMP THUMPETY THUMP THUMP OVER THE HILLS OF SNOW! No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image...

Refusing the Rules

$6.00

Outside Message - Win by refusing to play by everyone else's rules. No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and...

Not Sorry

$6.00

Outside Message - I'm Sorry (I'M NOT SORRY) No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Mahalo

$6.00

Outside Message - mahalo No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.

Luck

$6.00

Outside Message - Luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage...

Giddy-Up

$6.00

Outside Message - GIDDY-UP JINGLE HORSE No inside message Card dimensions 4.5 by 6.25" Printed on a Vandercook SP20 with vintage image block and handset metal type.


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